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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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slugclubmember:

militiamedic:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

…. Coat a house in this.

we do what we must because we can.

sickomobb:

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.

OMG HOW SHE SPEAKING AT 2 YEARS OLD

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

verysupernatural:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

no you guys dont understand
she’s the voice actress for korra
she is the avatar

verysupernatural:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

no you guys dont understand

she’s the voice actress for korra

she is the avatar

Jared on what Sam’s headstone would say

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck