Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.
OMG HOW SHE SPEAKING AT 2 YEARS OLD
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
Jared on what Sam’s headstone would say
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck